ok so like we were friends on lj before anyone was on tumblr. i know right? it’s so embarassing. i don’t even… WHATEVER.

anyway then we both got tumblrs and we followed each other but then i noticed she was weirdly obsessed with scandinavians?? like every second post was some blond gorgeous person and she’d be like “why are they so beautifulllll” and i’d be like “why are you so obsessed with them???”

but then it was her 20th birthday and i was like i can’t go to your party, it’s on FRIDAY THE 13TH and you’re in league with SATAN and i think you’re pushing your ARYAN AGENDA on me. like it was gonna be all BLOND people.

and then she took a two day hiatus and came back obsessed with peeniss it was totally weird.

AND NOW I GUESS SHE INVERTED DANIEL CRAIG’S BABY’S ELBOWS

(Source: bickle, via lucy-vanpelt)

AND YOU WROTE THAT YOU SHIPPED SNAFU/SLEDGE

AND ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT JORDAN AND HOOSIER THAT TAG WAS REALLY LONG I DIDN’T READ IT ALL TBH

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