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Your ice cream is like a Jimmy Fallon SNL sketch: half way through you break down laughing and you can’t finish it. BOOM!

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futurisms:

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Stephen: You are the most trustworthy voice, in America. I have a list, here, of untrustworthy things that I would hope would say, in the most trustworthy way that you can.
Morgan Freeman: “Amway products are so good, they practically sell themselves.” “Did you know that the best cure for a jellyfish sting is human urine?” “Conan, the eleven-thirty slot? Yours.”

- The Colbert Report, 1/11/10

I just love Morgan Freeman.